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If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree.
Author Unknown

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Elbert Hubbard

It is a beautiful trait in the lovers character, that they think no evil of the object loved.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
W.H. Auden

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Will Rogers

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
Author Unknown

Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.
Submitted by Ange

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31

How you know you're a broke college student:

1. You come up short at Waffle House.

2. You have to go to an ATM before you can get a donut.

3. Gotta buy a Coke from the machine to get change for a dollar bill in order to do your laundry.
Unknown

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
David Wood

I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
Agnes DeMille.

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31

Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
Cinderella

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.
Unknown

College is the best time of your life.
UNknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
George Gobel

Life is my college.
Unknown

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.
Dennis Prager.

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
Cinderella