Tuesday Quotes

Tuesday is the day of the week after Monday and before Wednesday. It is the third day of the week. In many countries, it is considered to be the “official” end of the weekend.

Many people use Tuesday as a day to start new things or make changes in their lives. This may be because Tuesday is seen as a fresh start, or new beginning. It is also said that “Tuesday’s child is full of grace”. This means that people born on Tuesdays are often considered to be more kind and gentle than others.

In Japan, Tuesday is not a holiday. But some people take Tuesday off from work to have a break from the pace of hectic Monday and Wednesday common in that country.

Many cultures have made use of symbolism associated with Tuesdays. In Islamic tradition, for example, Tuesday corresponds to the planet Mars (“Al-Mirrikh”), which is said to symbolize war and destruction. In the Greco-Roman zodiac, this day was mapped out in association with Mars.

In Roman mythology, Tuesday is associated with the god of war and spring, Mars. This name for the day of the week came about because, under the Julian calendar, Tuesday was dedicated to Mars.

In astrology, people born on Tuesday are considered to be “dynamic” and “idealistic”. They are also said to be likely to have leadership skills.

Here are some quotes about Tuesday that you might find interesting.

We’re Tuesday people.

Mitch Albom


I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.

Jack Warner


It was far too absurd to die of a Tuesday.

Jamie O’Neill


Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?

Don Hertzfeldt


I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays.

David Cook


People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.

Lil Wayne


Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.

Al Roker


Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

Albert Brooks


I’m up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they’re in session.

Dick Cheney


I always go to church on Sundays and Bible study on Tuesdays.

Lil’ Kim


My wife made me join a bridge club… I jump off next Tuesday.

Rodney Dangerfield


There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.

Anton Chekhov


It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.

George Weah


I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday.

Ted Cruz


Fenugreek, Tuesday’s spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni


People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday.

Dean Koontz


My wife said to me, “I want to be cremated.” I said, “How about Tuesday?”


Buddy Hackett

Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good – we want it Tuesday.

Denis Norden


Writing is waiting for the word that may not be there until next Tuesday.

Richard Wilbur


If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.

Will Rogers


Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.

Jarod Kintz


Addiction – When you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.

Nikki Sixx


Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.

Ray Kroc


We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception.

Chelsea Handler


This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

Geoffrey Fisher


I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

Daniel Handler


Someone pays me a hundred bucks every Tuesday to DJ. I don’t think I’ll ever give that up.

Shannyn Sossamon


Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I’ll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.

Aron Ralston


I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.

Liam Neeson


We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message – get the job done.

Rahm Emanuel


I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I’ve never heard of Someday.

Reverend Ike


Dragons were a problem sometimes, but they only came on Tuesdays, so you could work around them.

Mike Carey


Tuesday, September 11, 2001, dawned temperate and nearly cloudless in the eastern United States.

Joan Didion


It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m.

Charles Bukowski


Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!

Bill Gates


Tuesday night at the Bible study we lift our hands and pray over your body, but nothing ever happens.

Sufjan Stevens


The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays.

Paul Heyman


I never had an official job, but I did play at a local cantina every Tuesday night, and I babysat a lot.

Michelle Branch


Nothing is as uplifting as standing before a great painting whether it was painted in 1505 or last Tuesday.

Charles Saatchi


No, that’s not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday’s. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?

Benny Green


Tuesday’s victory was big. But it did nothing more than level the playing field and give you a shot. Take it.

Charles Krauthammer


Ric Flair, you put me in this position. You named me the Legend Killer and after Tuesday, you will respect me.

Randy Orton


When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.

Stephen Colbert


I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the garage.

Robbie Lawler


I was hoping to get a reception like this, I’d just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night.

Howard Dean


There was a time… when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on.

Ed McMahon


The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday’s election is that the Democrats didn’t do far worse, or as badly as they deserved.

Frank Rich


John Brennan has been the mastermind of the drone program. He’s the one who’d convene the terror Tuesday meetings at the White House.

Medea Benjamin


So I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: I can’t make Tuesdays.’

Tim Vine


I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

Nelson Algren


On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.

A. A. Milne


My writing circle isn’t too full of people who fall into the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought Tuesdays With Morrie” category.

Alissa Nutting


Happy Tuesday! Stay in the LIGHT. Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit & be with positive people who make your life dance !

Tracey Edmonds


When I did ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’, I had the idea on Monday and the following Tuesday it was in budget at Paramount. I couldn’t walk.

John Hughes


I will love you forever” swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. “I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday” – Is that still as easy?

W. H. Auden


No matter how good you might be in a movie, you’ll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That’s the thrill of it.

Kevin Spacey


Tuesday will be a tough night for me. It’s like to return to the family who have not seen you for a long time. I spent a wonderful time there.

Cristiano Ronaldo


I normally work out six days a week. I’ll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I’ll do cardio on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Rachel Nichols


God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday

William Bragg Sr.


I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.

Doug Sanders


I have been an underdog my whole life, both in life and in politics. We’re going to do well. We’re going to pick up a lot of delegates on Super Tuesday.

Marco Rubio


God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

William Lawrence Bragg


They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn’t vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

Chris Rock


I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

Bill Burr


Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is CONSTANTLY filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at SELF!

Tracey Edmonds


We need steady hands, not a president who says he’s neutral on Monday, pro-Israel on Tuesday, and who knows what on Wednesday, because everything’s negotiable.

Hillary Clinton


If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to find out! Bring a friend, but not a lumberjack.

Jarod Kintz


I really try to get eight hours of sleep, and I really try not to go out after a Tuesday or Friday night show because I know I have a two-show day the following day.

Kate Levering


A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than $50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that’ll become known as ‘Tuesday.’

Fred Thompson


I think Super Tuesday is the most important day of this entire primary election. It is the most delegates awarded in a single night will be awarded on Super Tuesday.

Ted Cruz


Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It’s just dreadful to impose on gifted talent and expect decent music under these conditions.

Alex North


I play football every Tuesday and Thursday early in the season. I am smart enough at the game. I score a lot of goals. I wouldn’t be the best in the world but I am OK.

Usain Bolt


On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.

Larry Correia


Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister.

Ndamukong Suh


Yeah? Rock ‘n’ Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I’ll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

Noel Fielding


There is no doubt that if Donald [Trump] steamrolls through Super Tuesday, wins everywhere with big margins, that he may well be unstoppable. I don’t think that will happen.

Ted Cruz


On a sunny Tuesday – for it seems so many awful things happen on a Tuesday – six astronauts and one schoolteacher attempted to pierce the sky. Instead, they touched the stars.

Neal Shusterman


There’s something really nice about writing something on Wednesday and watching it being performed live for a studio audience on Tuesday. You never really get that with novels.

Jennifer Weiner


I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It’s not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We’ve got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.

Kent Hrbek


My background with Cummings was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, but Tuesday liked to walk in and do the scene. I must say that she was really wonderful. Aggravating, but wonderful.

Dwayne Hickman


Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he’s been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s.

Tina Fey


I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Noel Coward


In the big city, if the man next door happens to be a slum landlord, a Mafia bag man, or a long distance runner, what does it matter, as long as he puts his garbage out on Tuesdays?

Hal Higdon


You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.

A. A. Milne


The Sensex of BombayRises on MondayPeaks on TuesdayProfitbooking on WednesdayCherry picking on ThursdayCrashes on FridayAnd that is the end of Sensex of BombayTill the next Monday!!

Ankala V Subbarao


In the trial of Saddam Hussein on Tuesday, witnesses emotionally testified about the abuse the former dictator inflicted on them. Afterward, a tearful Saddam said, ‘Ah, good times.’

Amy Poehler


And that was always our plan. Do well in the first three states, and then compete and have a very strong night on Super Tuesday. I think we’re ideally positioned to do exactly that.

Ted Cruz


I am proud that my humble attempts to predict Tuesday’s prices on Monday are an indispensable component of our society. By buying low and selling high, I create harmony and freedom.

Victor Niederhoffer


Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That’s the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling ‘Santorum.’

Bill Maher


I’m excited to join my brother-in-law Ken Thomson every Tuesday night on SiriusXM to recap all of the awesome NFL action, and to find out what in the Wylde world of sports is going on.

Zakk Wylde


Thrilled about my giveaway winners! Book will be mailed Tuesday (after the holiday! Hope you enjoy Libby’s Journey and come back for more! Share with friends and I’d appreciate reviews!

DiDi Hendley


I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn’t kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he’d been training.

Harry Redknapp


I don’t worry anymore about where’s the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn’t tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say.

Brett Favre


Silence is the invisibility of talking. I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it’s Tuesday.

Will Advise


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman


But here’s my point to the LA Times. If you had a serious story to run, if you thought there was serious misconduct, you don’t wait until the Thursday before the Tuesday. You run it early.

Susan Estrich


The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

Ismail Kadar


Tuesday is the day of the week after Monday and before Wednesday. It is the third day of the week. In many countries, it is considered to be the “official” end of the weekend. Many people use Tuesday as a day to start new things or make changes in their lives. This may be because…

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